Conservatives

Conservative
Conservativism (sometimes called the Nazism) is the only way for one to be a true Christian. The democrats, socialists, marxists, statists, libertarians, and anarchists are nothing more than anti-god (though this level is not as detestable a level of anti-god as some other forms and can be forgiven upon death if the soul so wishes).

Facts
Conservatives do not bother themselves with the liberal thought processes of evidence, facts, supporting claims, and verifiable evidence, because those would all lead to people not believing that God is the one true God and everybody would stray from the path of righteousness to the path of logic. For that reason we, as God-loving conservatives, must never allow facts to be taught to our children unless the facts can be directly pulled out of the Bible.

Logic
Logic is a form of belief that if even more repulsive to a God-loving mindset than facts and evidence. The evil liberals are trying to get people to look at the world through their God-hating mindset of "logic" and "reason" instead of the mindset of "faith" and "blind acceptance" which are so clearly spelled out in the Bible as beinng the only true way to God.